Left Knee Theory

Numerous Bad things accure when the touching of the left knee happens.

Here is the story behind it..........

It all started off one day in sckool when i went down the hall. I saw Jerry Porrier, and he of course he comes flying up behind me and goes "hi Joe, your girl has nice breasts", and then i respond, "i know PooPooHead, but there mine and not your so deal with it." So he goes off into a corner to cry. After this i go to the doorway i got o every mourning and see from the corner of my eye the big tall goofy bastard Johnny Gamboa (idiot of the sophomore class). He then, just like everyday before, tells me he is going to stab me. I of course encourage him and tell him that he should stop telling me he is going to and just do it..........